A Poem About Never Drinking Again

My eyeballs are way too hot
Gonna spend all day reclining
<3 my laptop
Wearing ma fave jersey
That my mum says looks like a "horse blanket"
h8 my mum

Smoke curls/phlegm city

Coughing up blood and sleeping with an inhaler under my pillow. This is what it's like to have the black lung. Would just smoke if I knew this was going to happen.

UNRQTD

Pretty much in love, and it suxx. I always have about five rotating crushez, but THIS IS THE WORST. Think about ______ all the time. Plotting seduction techniques/ways to extricate ___ from ___ ___friend. Not 'extricate' per se, don't want bad karma yo, maybe just convince that monogamy is overreated/conservative/harmful to a radical sexual politics? Don't know how to deal with this. Will turn to women's magazines for advice.