You may not be a babe, Habermas, but I still wanna get to know ya

I've been feeling frustrated about the lack of ideas in my brain. Get in me, knowledge. I should like to stop the world, retreat into a lair, cosily lit with a lamp, and spend a good deal of time reading and 'getting smart'. I'd emerge and know everything about Adorno, Baudrillard, Wittig et al. I would be quoted in articles: "Cultural theorist says..." This is my current goal. I want to know more, I know nothing! Just wanna be esteemed aye.