May Sobfest

Dear Diary,

I realise this has become extra shit lately; I never post and when I do it is boring. Plus, the layout is hideous and it is just a generally pretty ugly blog. I feel bad about that, but I am probably not going to do much to improve it. I smell like MSG and I'm in sleepwear 80% of the time and most days the furthest I get from my house is the superette, if I leave the house at all.

Today I had to take myself out for coffee because I feel like I might go crazy/stop bathing if I stay indoors much longer. It was the highlight of my week, so I guess I am a loser. I've adopted this new sleep routine, which is don't, until 7am, and then sleep til 1pm, and then your brain doesn't start functioning until 10pm, at which point you go on the internet. I'm basically a hermit-girl and have given up on myself, just waiting for my butt to fuse to the desk-chair and my fingertips to merge with the keyboard. I have a four thousand word essay due in three hours and I am on one thousand words. I'm not very good at math, but I think that is bad.
If I start having some 'life experiences' again any time soon, maybe this blog will get marginally better.

xoxo